I believe this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out over a car. They were running all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe what just occurred. Seriously, I know I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just totally here absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?